dude can you imagine before the fall like two office angels hanging around the water cooler in the break room. “so what’s on your list of things to do toda- hurufhjgghh”
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING
In which every angel yells, “DADDAMNIT CAS, NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN—”
I just found this on facebook. I know who this would be perfect for XD.
#so on april fools day #because tony has a shitloads of money #clint comes back from training all day #and his whole room has been refurnished with bird stuff #he has a nest for a bed #and newspaper as flooring #and clint doesnt want to tony to have the last laugh #so he goes along with it and tell tony he loves what hes done with the place #and he’ll start requesting things like sunflower seeds and candy worms from the grocery store and just chill in his nest #and everytime time tony passes his room #he just smirks his eyes and goes caw caw motherfucker
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
“I imagine myself and Colin, when we do manage to get some time away from each other, we try to separate ourselves from each other as much as possible,” he laughed. “I think we both need that breather to realize there are other people and other ways of telling jokes!” x
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Are you kidding? I'm working.
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
to meekly go where other people have already been
into darkness (but with a night light)
Heard the story of Simon Pegg and Chris Pine fooling Benedict Cumberbatch into wearing protective ‘neutron cream’ on the set of Star Trek Into Darkness, only to later tell him it wasn’t really needed, and wasn’t even real?
Well, Mr Pegg finally just shared the photographic proof of this little jest on his Twitter account…
“Could you, uh… could you find someone?”
Dean barely sounds like himself. His voice is a low rasp over the phone. He didn’t introduce himself in any way, didn’t say hello, didn’t call her “your highness.” But Charlie knows it’s him all the same. She can picture him standing in…